Do you have someone you think they ought to know that they are, well, a dick? It turns out that, now, there is a very interesting way to make that friend who went on and on about their offensive political opinions or couldn’t handle their liquor and ruined the party for everyone that what they did was not cool.
Whether we like it or not, we live in a world where we are surrounded by people who completely disregard the feelings of others. These folks are bumps in an otherwise charming and happy life we would all be enjoying. But if you have no idea what I am talking about, you can stop right here because I don't think you have any need for the services this company has to offer.
But if you live in a world where some jerk parks across two spaces and denies you a place to park your car, or does some other annoying and insensitive act, then allow me to tell you about the Dick At Your Door service.
For less than 20 bucks, you can let a real-life asshole know that they are a dick. The package will go along with a message saying, “Eat a Dick”, which should act as a suitable reminder that what their behavior is something they should work on.
The company was set up by Adam Hascall in 2014. It all began as a prank he was executing with a friend. They thought it would be hilarious to send penis-shaped chocolates to friends, and most people agree.
With time, they decided to set up a website to keep the prank going. But over time, it was not just friends who were interested in their products.
That’s when it hit them – this could be a legit business. They got serious with the process and worked on the molding process, hiring and eventually turning into chocolatiers themselves.
Soon, their dicks as chocolate products were being made and sent to those who needed them. However, the guys behind this product insist that their products are only intended as gag gifts, not a way to make a point. But obviously, and I think most people would agree, the products the company makes would be more hilariously suited to this latter role.
I don’t suppose they do any follow-ups to find what intentions you had before sending the gift to someone else.
But in their defense, they do let you send a note with the unusual chocolate gift. But that costs an additional 10 bucks. It obviously takes the intriguing mystery out of the gift.
The chocolate treats come in a variety of flavors as well, including pumpkin flavored versions for the Halloween and Valentine’s Day specials.
They are also into doing some good for the community as well, as they have a model, which they have named The Don where some of the cash goes towards charity. When you buy this chocolate phallus, a dollar will go towards prostate cancer research.
So yea, if you were wondering what on earth would make you order this peculiar gift for you or a friend, then you can always explain that you were doing it for a good cause.